ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

so-humorous:

One migration

so-humorous:

One migration

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house