internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient